Identifying as female

This week Becky called FredMyer and place an order for pickup.

She sent me to pick up the order.

I arrived and called the required number and said that that I was here to pick up the order for Rebecca Paterson.

The order was rather large so the two male clerks came out with the two carts and proceeded to load the content into the minivan. One of the clerks proceeded to verify the content of order with me via his iPad. Several times he asked: “you’re Rebecca Paterson?” So finally I said: “Yes, I’m just not identifying as female today.” “And given the length of my beard, I don’t identify as female most days.”

The beard